We nearly had the police out. Caitlin walked in with the dogs, who leapt on to the bed, frantically trying to lick away Taggie's tears. 'Did Tony make a pass at you?' Cameron said in a frozen voice. Any complaints from a local body, pressure group or a restaurateur will count as the blackest mark.
'Yes,' he said. 'This place is bigger than Buckingham Palace; no wonder you Brits need American co-production money. Then a man came along with a patent steam generator which would saveninety per cent. 'D'yer really think Springers look better with long tails?' he asked her.
Join the newsletter to receive news, updates, new products and freebies in your inbox.